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Warning: Don't Step on the Ducks!
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Three women die in an accident and went to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter said,"We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St.. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly
man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as given the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all
eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
for all of eternity?"


The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
"People may forget what you said and they may forget what you did, but they'll never forget how you made them feel."
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Which suggests that not everything that we seek is not necessarily what we hope/wish to get... Hah....

Very funny post indeed.
Mystery creates wonder. Wonder produces curiosity. Curiosity raises questions. Questions lead to answers.
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