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Young lady jumped from a scaffold
Said her life had completely unravelled
Fell on her head
Found herself dead
Woke up in heaven quite baffled.


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There are people who rave and who curse
Others do things even worse
At the end of their days
There's none of it pays
They all wind up in a hearse.

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Hope to see more limericks MBS. Smile
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So glad you liked them, Skytiger. These things just keep arriving in my head; I think it must be a disease. Unfortunately, my children have never really understood me and my attempts at humour.
Even my dear Joyce hardly tolerated them. (The limericks, not the children. She tried her best with them, you know. The children, not the limericks!)
Must limit it to one per day or I could overtax that part of my brain.


Spooks and Ghosts, they abound
Though you may not see them around
Creaking of floors
Slamming of doors
And what was that whispering sound?

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According to ancient folklore
There are ghoulies and ghosties galore
Get into your brain
Drive you insane
You don't want to know anymore


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The dodecahedron embraces
Just twelve pentagonal faces
It’s part of the plan
To educate man
Put him through his spiritual paces

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When stating your spiritual views
They’re not everybody’s ‘good news’
Some will make fun
And some will say, “Son
Some of your views are taboos”

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Telluric energy’s neat
Down there under your feet
There to be used
Now don’t get confused
It doesn’t mix with concrete

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When examining Biblical morality
We find examples of vulgarity
Which today we would abhor
And would want to read no more
Surely finding no good reason for hilarity

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There’s Yahweh, Moloch and others
Are causing us all sorts of bothers
There’s Lucifer too
Just think what he’ll do
To tempt you to steal what’s another’s

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If prana be food for my soul
My breathing I have to control
Breathe in and breathe out
I am never in doubt
Its virtues I justly extol

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If you’re attacked by dark forces
You’ll need all your inner resources
Call on the Light
To help in your fight
For balance is what Light endorses


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Never let fear rule your life
Engage with the trouble that’s rife
Let love pull you through
If that love be true
It will sure put an end to the strife


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